THE MIDDLE TOE ON YOUR LEFT FOOT
THE MIDDLE TOE ON YOUR LEFT FOOT
I thought you were cute the day we metBut you hadn’t quite won me yet
I knew you’d be mine when you finally did show
Your naked left foot and that hot middle toe
It’s hot
Baby, it’s hot
The middle toe on your left foot
Baby, is hot
Come on, Pretty Baby, bring that toe over here
You know I like it when that toe is near
It’s so precious, a toe so dear
Come on, Pretty Mama, bring that sweet middle toe
Come on, Pretty Mama, bring that sweet middle toe
Come on, Pretty Mama, bring that sweet middle toe over here
It’s sweet
Baby, it’s sweet
The middle toe on your left foot
Baby, is sweet
Come on, Pretty Baby, don’t you be such a tease
Let me give your middle toe a squeeze
Will it smell funky, make me wanna sneeze
Come on, Pretty Mama, won’t you spray that middle toe
Come on, Pretty Mama, won’t you spray that middle toe
Come on, Pretty Mama, won’t you spray that middle toe with febreeze
I’d like to take your toe out to a movie
I really think that would be groovy
Don’t want to see no horror or smut
Maybe we could just stay home and watch “My Left Foot”
So fine
Baby, so fine
The middle toe on your left foot
Baby, is fine
Come on, Pretty Baby, whatcha think about this
Let me give that toe a sweet little kiss
What could be wrong with metatarsal bliss
Come on, Pretty Mama, bring that middle toe right here
Come on, Pretty Mama, bring that middle toe right here
Come on, Pretty Mama, bring that middle toe right here I miss
Do you wanna know somethin’ really neat
Truth is, I don’t really like feet
But when I see you barefoot on the floor
You know I gotta see that middle toe more and more
I don’t care about your boobs
Haven’t even seen your ass
Such superficial bull
Is way beyond me lass
I don’t judge a woman that way
Because I’m in the know
The only way to judge a woman
Is by her left middle toe
So nice
Baby, so nice
The middle toe on your left foot
Baby, is nice
Come on, Pretty Baby, you don’t have to guess
The question is simple, the answer is yes
I gotta have that toe I must confess
Come on, Pretty Mama, gotta have that middle toe
Come on, Pretty Mama, gotta have that middle toe
Come on, Pretty Mama, gotta have that middle toe, say yes
Copyright: John P. Boutilier August 12, 2012 Courtenay, B.C.
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